The ‘AVENGE ME’ totally killed me.

#cats are the best!! ;p#cats#q


this man won the internet

#omg#i love this guy#personal#q


"Uh…Ruby?  Can we get some service over here?"  

"Huh? Oh, sure Em.  Just gimme a sec."  The waitress doesn’t even turn to the source of the voice, her attention very much focused elsewhere.  Emma follows her gaze and hides a smirk.  Regina is bent over, examining her car’s engine, giving anyone who cares to look a supreme view of her backside.

"Why are you looking at my mom like that?" Henry asks.  "Do you like cars?"

Emma has to cough to cover up a laugh.

"Cars," Ruby says, still not looking at either of them.  Then she seems to realise who she’s speaking to.  "Oh, yeah, totally. I definitely appreciate good bodywork and a nice…" She tilts her head to adjust her view. "… chassis."

Emma rolls her eyes at the blatant innuendo and is about to scold Ruby for talking to Henry about his mother like that, when another voice does it for her.

"Ruby!  If you’re ogling the Mayor’s ass again so help me…"

Ruby turns this time, her mouth open and her cheeks flaming.  ”Granny!”  She scurries into the diner, complaining loudly about her grandmother’s tendency to embarrass her.  Emma looks down at Henry who seems confused.

"Why would Ruby like looking at my Mom’s butt?"

Emma sighs.  ”I’m so not equipped to give you the birds and bees talk, kid.  Ask your Mom.”

#ouat#red queen#regina mills#red riding hood#ruby#emma swan#q



No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute


I sit alone in this winter clarity which clouds my mind


I sit alone in this winter clarity which clouds my mind
#ouat#red queen#regina mills#red riding hood#ruby#q

Red Queen AU with Prostitute!Regina and Cop!Ruby. Because this did things to me. All credits to 100poundsofcatfish​


Red Queen AU with Prostitute!Regina and Cop!Ruby. Because this did things to me. All credits to 100poundsofcatfish

#ouat#red queen#regina mills#red riding hood#ruby#q




further feeding the Swan Queen = Aladdin/Jasmine theory


Can someone please ask the two idiots about the Swan Queen/Aladdin parallels at Comic Con.

#ouat#swan queen#aladdin#awww ;3#q

so royalarmyofoz won’t go crazy


so royalarmyofoz won’t go crazy

#ouat#red queen#regina mills#red riding hood#ruby#q

Belle + Quotes.

#beauty and the beast#q


i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up

#pll#hanna marin#;3#q
game of thrones s4 challenge

day three: favourite relationship in s4 → brienne and podrick

#got#game of thrones#brienne of tarth#podrick payne#xD#i love this two#they just turned my fav show into comedy ;]#q
There’s always going to be someone who is prettier than you, better than you in some way, but everyone has that something that makes them different.
#lana parrilla#ouat#q








Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat